I jump in, “Let me guess, the scientist who built the
time machine was financed by a group who lost a war, at sometime
in the past, and wanted to change history by sending an agent back to let their
side win the war.”
The alien doesn't respond, but looks at me for a
bit. The alien then says, “I'm not
permitted to answer your question.
However, the scientist was financed and did build the time machine that
you used. The illegal machine was
discovered and the scientist was prevented from using the machine.”
“Obviously, your scientists can detect the use of a
time machine. You then tracked down what
you describe as the illegal time machine.”
The alien snaps, “What you have said is merely a guess
on your part.”
“Not really, the situation is actually rather obvious. If you look at the patterns of what has
happened, there's really only one correct conclusion that you can arrive at.”
The alien asks me, “Describe the path of your
reasoning.”
“I don't give up information, unless I get information
in return.”
The alien snarls, “You try to play games with my
civilization, a civilization that could wipe all life from your planet?”
“A time machine is illegal in your civilization, but
wiping a planet clear of life, including sentient life is permitted, do you
really expect me to believe that?”
The alien pauses for just an instant and they asks,
“What is your position in this planet Earth of yours?”
“I work at a job.
I'm also the only one in the universe who has really traveled in time,
for more than a few seconds at most. I
am an important person, here on Earth. I
am even more important to your civilization.”
The alien snaps, “Oh, why are you important to my
civilization?”
“In the history of Earth, the nations that more or
less ruled the Earth sent ships across the ocean, basically to find the source
of certain spices that had to travel very long distance overland and hence
commanded a very high price. The money
cost of equipping the ships was high and the cost in human life was also
high. However, the rewards dictated at
least an attempt. Your civilization
doubtless had to spend a lot of money and even risk the lives of you and the
crew of your space craft. You didn't
come all the way to Earth because you were worried that we might change the
history of Earth.” (The last sentence is
a clever lie and I wait to see if the alien detects that.)
The alien snaps, “What makes you so sure that we came
by space craft?”
“Again, the answer is obvious, but you don't get my
answer until you offer something of at least equal value in return.”
The alien considers what I have just said. He then asks, “What is it that you want in
return? Perhaps the science of the space
craft engines that you have convinced yourself that we have?”
“Of course not.
How about some computer circuit secrets or metallurgical secrets, small
things that will be valuable to my nation, but not great leaps in our current
science.”
The alien appears to consider what I have said. The alien then says, “I need to talk to some
of your science people to see what we have to offer that might be of equal
value.”
“That's fine, I'm not going anywhere, I don't have a space craft.”
The meeting breaks up.
I get marched into another meeting with several self important government people. They start to chew on me. I break in, “I have gotten some small
scientific advance from the aliens, without giving up anything. Could you have done as well?”
The most self important guy
snaps, “We run this operation, not you.”
I say, “Okay, you tell the alien about time travel, I
won't say a word.”
The meeting then breaks down into a lot of petty
squabbling. Eventually, one of the
people gets up and says, “Mr. Jason Williams has done well, so far. He will continue to talk with the alien,
until he does less well.”
(Apparently, the guy is a person of importance.) I'm then told that what the alien offered is
of value and that I should cooperate with the alien. I'm marched back into a second meeting with
the alien.
The alien tells me, “Your people are satisfied with
what I offered. Now, tell me why you are
so sure that we came by space craft.”
“You either came by space craft or by some other
transportation method. Not so long ago,
we had trains, mobil units that ran on metal
tracks. Where the tracks went, there was
an important place. Until just recently,
Earth was not an important place. Thus,
your other method of transportation would not have been connected to
Earth. Hence, you came by space craft.”
The alien says, “Yes, that is clever reasoning. Of course, we had to be able to detect the
use of a time machine, in order to track the time machine to planet Earth. Your people then told you of a space craft.”
“My people told me nothing. I did manage to reason why a space craft was
involved.”
The alien pauses for a bit. “I have described another little scientific
advance to your scientific people. It
should be worth your description of your reasoning.”
The voice of the same man who shut off the politicians
says, “Yes, we'll make that trade.”
“You had a person, financed by a group. The person then built an illegal time
machine. You detected the testing of the
time machine and sent in enforcement people.
There was likely a battle. During
the battle the group who financed the time machine managed to escape, taking
along the illegal machine. The
enforcement people were probably unwilling to risk destruction of the machine,
because such destruction might kill a lot of people, including the enforcement
people. Then the group managed to take
the machine away, in a space craft. The
space craft crashed, here on Earth.
That's how we got the time machine.”
The alien seems to evaluate what has happened. The alien then says, “Your people have agreed
to let us examine you. Does that scare
you?”
“I'm probably the only real time traveler in the
universe. You are not going to harm
me. I'm too valuable.” (The only reason that the aliens want to
evaluate me in depth, is that they have a mission for me. I'm gonna have to
do it, but I'm gonna get paid for it, well paid.)
The alien then leads me off, across a barren landscape
to what appears to be an aircraft hanger.
We go in and I see several more aliens. I'm marched to some kind of machine and
hooked up to what must be sensors. One
of the aliens then asks me (via the first alien,) “Describe exactly what
happened during your time travel.”
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