The Complete Asshole’s Guide to Getting Laid Online

Let us begin under the assumption that you are an asshole, otherwise, you would not be reading this book. 

You may prefer a more favored label such as newbie, inexperienced, even hapless yet the first thing you should load into permanent memory is that to the rest of the online world, you are most definitely just another asshole. The only question is how big of an asshole are you?

Assumption number two is that you would not be looking at this book unless you wanted to get fucked by someone or you want to fuck someone. Of course, that fits most people, whether they are willing to admit it or not. After all, it feels good to cum, relieves stress and tension, and the truth is that it also happens to be one of the most health conscious activities you can perform.

Sex is a fun way to exercise

People who have sex every day or at least several times a week have a glow about them, a self-confidence that is visible to the people around you.  The exact nature of your radiance may not be obvious to others but without fail, they all will secretly want some of whatever it is that you are getting.

The final assumption that, as the writer, I must focus on is that you seek to take advantage of the greatest innovation in hooking-up since language was invented and that is the Internet.

Chances are, you are probably somewhere between the age of early twenties to late middle age. If you are among the grey beards and blue hairs of seniority then perhaps you may recall a time when there was no Internet and getting laid was the exclusive domain of people who went out and actually tried to meet other people in the real world.  Sex was obtainable back then but you had to expend a lot of time, effort, and cash and the return on investment sucked for most people.

A major drawback to the old ways centered on the fact that it was how you looked from a distance of ten feet or more. If you did not look just right or exude the right vibrations in your walk and then in your talk, you were consistently screwed-out of making a score.

The Internet offers to presents you with the attributes of your mind, your personality, as well as your body. Perhaps even more important is the fact that someone can look more closely at you without letting on that they may have some level of interest in you, making them more willing to check your ass out. Some hottie can read your profile, study and analyze it, and undesired contact with you completely avoided when they feel it is a bad fit. 

So, who is this asshole?

You might also be curious about my own experiences. Here is the quick and dirty of it.  We are an older married couple; with many years of experience in the swinging lifestyle dating back to before most of you were born.  Yes, people fucked back then too, believe it or not.

Together, my wife and I have witnessed the lifestyle and how it is practiced as it was in the seventies, the eighties, all the way up until the current day where we continue to have active profiles on three of the sites mentioned in this book.  I only wish that there had been an Internet and Swinger Sites back in the good old days when one night, I nailed five different lovely young women in my own home while my beautiful wife serviced an equivalent number of their husbands. My wife and I agree that having an open relationship probably saved our marriage as it gave us something to share at a really deep emotional level and we discovered the magic of trust.

So, let’s get down to the business of learning how you can get your rocks off using the Internet, excluding the one method most often employed which is to jack-off or otherwise stimulate yourself to a climax by just looking at naked pictures.