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NUBIAN EROTICA: Pimped
(Jack Hoff)

"Well now, what's good Mr. Baseball Bat-dick?" she greeted. I didn't say anything but just smiled. I gave her a fist bump. "You got something for me?" she asked. I reached in my pocket and pulled out five $20 bills. I handed them to her and she pocketed the money. 



"My name is Zoe but it's like Zo, as in Alonzo, Z-O-E," she explained. She pointed to the blonde. "That's my girlfriend, Kayla." Kayla waved unenthusiastically. "She's gonna attempt to take care of you," Zoe said. I started to state that her ad said she was the one looking for the big dick but I wanted to fuck Kayla so I kept quiet. 



Zoe smiled at me then notioned at Kayla. "Take care of my friend here., she said. Kayla blew out a sigh and waved for me to follow her. 



We went into the bedroom and Kayla turned towards me with her hands on her ample hips. She looked at my semi-hard shit running down my leg through my sweatpants and swallowed nervously. She sighed and got down on her knees in front of me. She pulled down my sweats and my dick loomed before her. Her eyes got big as saucers. Here it was, in the flesh. And she was intimidated. 



"Damn dude, you need a dick-reduction surgery or something," she muttered. "I'll bet you don't even know how to use this thing, do you?" she continued, looking up at me. Just then Zoe came into the room. Her eyes got big when she saw my thing, too. She came over beside Kayla and stared. 



"I mean, I've seen a few dicks in my time." Zoe said, then she took it from Kayla's hands. "But this has to be the biggest slab of meat I've ever seen up close." 



I was hard now and feeling dizzy. I wanted my shit in someone's mouth. "So who's going to take care of me?" I asked. 



Zoe was actually stroking my dick and licking her lips. She smiled and looked at Kayla. "You're scared aren't you?" she asked. 



Kayla looked at her and nodded. "Hell the fuck yeah, I'm scared of that thing. I ain't ashamed to admit that. A lot of women fantasize about playing with a big dick but I'll bet that don't mean no shit like this." 



Zoe laughed. "Here, let me try." she said. She began to suck on my knob. She had to open her mouth wide to get my head in there but she did. Her mouth was warm and wonderful. She actually looked pretty good with my dickhead in her mouth. She was wearing a t-shirt and some sweats as well. She looked up at me with her pretty brown eyes and looked like she was enjoying herself. She only got the head and part of the top of my dick into her throat but she tried her best. Then she stopped sucking and got to her feet. 



"Hold up. I have to know." she said then left the room. She came back with some measuring tape. "Kayla, hold that shit out straight." Kayla took my dickhead and held my dick straight out for Zoe, who rolled the tape along my shaft. Her eyes widened. 



"Cotdayum boy!!!" she exclaimed. "16 inches??? Are you fucking kidding me???" She then took the measuring tape and wrapped it around my girth. "And by 6 inches thick. Fuuuuuckkkk..." 



She wasn't making me feel better. Actually, I felt like some kind of freak. My shit started to go limp as it fell out of Zoe's hand. I bent over and pulled my sweats up. Zoe had a confused look on her face. 



"Whatcha doin?" she asked. 



I shook my head. "You know what? Never mind. I'm just gonna bounce. I need to get back home anyway." I said. 



Zoe looked at me. At that point, she probably didn't understand why I was so sensitive about my dick. A lot of mufuckas wanted dick like I had. It felt more like a curse to me than a blessing sometimes. I turned to leave the apartment and she touched me on the shoulder. 



"Wait." she said. I turned to her and she sighed. "You didn't even want your money back?" she asked. 



I didn't say anything at first. "For your time, I guess." I told her. 



Zoe looked at me. "No homie. I'm not built like that. I'm gonna take care of you." she said. She looked at Kayla and mouthed that she would do me. Kayla had a huge look of relief on her face. 



"Well, I'm gonna be in the living room." she said and crept out of the room. 



Zoe looked at me. I couldn't look her in the eye. She reached up and turned my chin towards her and stared at my face. After a minute, she nodded. 



"Mmmhmm. I know wassup with you." she said softly. "You's a dark-ass Craig Mack looking dude with a big-ass dick. Don't really get much attention from the ladies. Pros are easier to deal with since they're getting paid. Probably not very confident in yourself either. And here I am bustin your bubble over the one thing you have going for you." 



I still didn't say anything but she had me profiled to a T. I just shook my head. 



"I'm sorry." Zoe said. "I didn't mean to make you feel like a freak. When I look at it from your point of view, it's a lot harder to deal with."