About Biff Mitchell: Biff Mitchell lives in a hovel at the edge of the world. He has no life. He has no friends. Neighborhood children throw stones at his hovel. At night, Biff throws stones at his hovel.
Someday Biff plans to write a book about a man who lives in a house that is stoned daily by neighborhood children who—through some magical twist of events—turn into snowmen.
When Spring arrives, the man’s house melts.
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| Some things we don't want to do together... but we do! Blowing Up Biff Mitchell Imprint: Double Dragon Genres: Speculative Fiction, Fantasy Available Formats to Download: MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published In Blowing Up, Biff Mitchell shakes the foundations of a world gone bad with outrageous dollops of inappropriate humor. Nothing is sacred, nothing is spared. Nothing is safe in a world accumulating too much ammunition for too few targets. |
| Biff Mitchell Boston Jonson In Murder By Coffee Biff Mitchell Imprint: Double Dragon Genres: Mystery / Crime Fiction, Fantasy Available Formats to Download: MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published When a nasty little plague of people turning into stone in coffee shops around the city threatens the bottom line of the Coffee Cartels and their highly addictive designer coffees, investigative consultant, Boston Jonson, is tossed into a world where everyone is out to either admire him or kill him, a world of annoying weirdoes who are probably better off turned into stone. |
| Biff Mitchell Boston Jonson in Murder by Burger Biff Mitchell Imprint: Double Dragon Genres: Mystery / Crime Fiction, Thrillers Available Formats to Download: MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published In the late 21st Century, A body is found in the headquarters of the world's largest fast food franchise, Barto Burger, creators of the world's first completely cloned hamburger. The president of the company, Gansheng Barto, has apparently eaten himself to death on his own burgers. Is it really suicide, or is it murder by burger. It's time to bring in Boston Jonson, crime consultant extraordinaire, to use his unorthodox mixture of Zen, insults, and hula hula shirts to unravel a startling mystery. With this rubbing alcohol-swilling sidekick, the beautiful dark-eyed Marlee Dunn, Boston dives into a jungle of underground catacombs, mad scientists, homicidal public relations managers, gargoyles, and a corporate world gone mad with genetic engineering, cloning and cruelty to old people. |
| Biff Mitchell Murder by Art Biff Mitchell Imprint: Double Dragon Genres: Mystery / Crime Fiction, Thrillers, Speculative Fiction Available Formats to Download: MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published It's 2060. In Backstreet Records, a brooding audiophile thinks murder. Upstairs at Studio4Ward where skulls, dreams and beer cans are the stuff of art, 300 pounds of human sculpture dangles dead from the wall.
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| The Reality Wars Biff Mitchell Imprint: Double Dragon Genres: Science Fiction, Fantasy, Speculative Fiction Available Formats to Download: MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published Cassie Hayes is the idol of the universe. For a thousand years, she's been triumphant in the Reality Wars, a deadly series of real and virtual games played every 100 years and broadcast throughout the galaxies. But Cassie, a sentient software program, is tormented by the death of her virtual mother after her human father abandoned them 2000 years earlier. Now he's back?just in time to abandon her again as he goes off to save the universe with the help of a computer virus that thinks it's Buddha. |
| Biff Mitchell Team Player Biff Mitchell Imprint: Double Dragon Genres: Science Fiction, Humour / Speculative, Speculative Fiction Available Formats to Download: MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published Based on his 25-year roller coaster ride in the Information Technology (IT) industry, Biff Mitchell's latest novel, Team Player, explores the world of work in the 21st Century. The story is set in an uncomfortably close future where the world is run by homicidal marketing managers who kill for love, company, and the almighty promotion. |
| Biff Mitchell The War Bug Biff Mitchell Imprint: Double Dragon Genres: Science Fiction, Speculative Fiction Available Formats to Download: MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published In just a few hours, Abner Hayes' wife and daughter are going to die, and the only way he can save their lives is to team up with a deadly computer virus and travel through time and space in a virtual universe that itself has only hours to live. Through suicidal game worlds, virtual landscapes that threaten to devour the unwary, and a series of insidious cyber traps, Abner and the virus must stay one step ahead of sinister forces that will stop at nothing to destroy his family in order to steal their incredible secret. Spliced with dark humor and intricate characters, The War Bug is a non-stop roller coaster thriller into a terrifying future. | | |