Now with a name like Cleis, daughter of Sappho, you are going to have
half a notion of where I'm coming from but any book with a six foot
ballerina who swears like a fishwife and shags like a gymnast is going
to get my five star vote whither she's straight or not. This is one
funny book, Shona the ballet dancer is a hoot. Hector is a Royal
Marine, she detests the military as being murdering bastards. He
agrees with her and tells her that he's an artist, a novelist.
Meanwhile he's out there with his sniper rifle bumping people off on
behalf of the Secret Intelligence Agency. When she does discover what
he's up to it's too late, she in way too deep. The argue a lot, they
shag a lot. Go for this one, it's worth every penny.  5 out of 5 
(Cleis)

This is a very serious book about how the American, British and
international banks are now the main players in distributing heroin
throughout the world. But it is unexpectedly fast paced, full of
action and most of all funny. Hector is a hit man for the Special Boat
Service and the Secret Intelligence Service. His lady, Shona, a
six-foot one ballerina who swears like a trooper but looks like an
angel dances with Scottish Ballet and hates the military with a
vengeance. She sees them as arbitrary murderers. In order to get into
her pants Hector tells her that he is a simple novelist. She decides
he needs protection. This one is a terrific read. They fall in love,
they fall out of love. They fight, they argue, they make up. Buy it,
it’s worth every penny.  5 out of 5  (Scathach)