EXCERPT I think I should describe my wife before I get started. First of all
Kyra is beautiful. Not pretty or cute, but drop-dead gorgeous. She looks ten
years younger than her actual age of thirty-six. It’s right and proper that men
should think they have a beautiful wife, but it’s not just me who thinks she is
beautiful and young looking. Everybody says it. Several times, long after she
passed thirty she was carded before they would serve her alcoholic drinks.
Kyra is only five feet three and she is really stacked. Nice rounded
ass and boobs to die for. Thirty-eight C, if you must know. Kyra is aware she is
fantastic looking, but it never changed her a bit. She is still the sweet
natured, loving girl I married. She is fun loving and adventurous. As far as our
sex life, there was nothing she wouldn’t do or at least consider. Right from the
very first days of our relationship. That’s only kind-of true. I’ll explain
later.
Kyra likes sex. No, more correct to say she loves sex. She loves
everything we’ve tried. She is one of those rare women who likes anal sex and
will often initiate it. She loves sex in any position and believe me we’ve tried
them all. However, her first love, sex wise, is oral. Giving and receiving, but
especially giving. Kyra can have an orgasm just from sucking my dick to
completion. She gave me a blowjob on out first date. She was in her first year
at college and I was a graduating senior.
After the first date, Kyra and I didn’t date for several years. She was
busy studying and I was busy trying to get my fledgling computer business off
the ground. In fact, I didn’t see her for nearly three years after date number
one. We reconnected by pure chance and my extremely good luck.
I and my business partner attended a reception for some politician. My
partner, Andy Huskey, thought it would be good for business. As it turned out it
didn’t do a thing for business, but it was good for me. I ran into Kyra again. I
was pleasantly surprised that she remembered me. Her exact words were:
“Hey, I know you. You’re Henry Gant, aren’t you? Hank is what they
called you.”
“I am that same self Hank,” I said. “And I remember you. You’re Kyra
Becker. We went to a concert together.”
“Yes, we certainly did. You borrowed two hundred dollars from me and
never paid me back. Pay up.”
“No, you are mistaken, you borrowed it from me and you owe me, plus
interest.”
“Oh,” she said smiling prettily. “Good luck collecting it.”
I managed to get her away from her date and out onto a balcony. We did
the what-have-you-been-up to and whatever-happened-to bit for a while. I could
see her date through the window franticly searching for her. I certainly didn’t
blame him. I knew it was only a matter of time before he checked out the
balcony. So I quickly asked her if she was involved with anyone. She hesitated a
moment before telling me she wasn’t. Just a tad too long, but I asked her if I
could call her and she gave me her number. Barely in time. Her date charged out
and took her away from me, but not for long.
I didn’t wait the required time whatever the required time is. I called
Kyra the very next day and we went to a movie that weekend. Unlike our previous
first date, I didn’t get a blowjob. The following weekend we went to dinner.
That was when I found out she was dating the man she was with at the reception.
His name was George Dunmore, the third. The son of a bitch was filthy rich with
his daddy’s money. Father, grandfather, and probably great-grandfather’s old
money.
That news made me very nervous. Andy and I were doing okay, but we
weren’t getting rich very fast. I couldn’t compete with George three on that
level. Apparently, George, the rich prick, spent his weekends at their summer
place on Devil’s Island. That wasn’t the name of the island, but it was some
fancy island the rich migrated to in the summer. I was hard-put to accept the
fact that I was just a weekend date.
Kyra and I didn’t become intimate until the forth date. I got a quick
hand-job before she rushed into the sorority house. Kyra was finishing up her
senior year. She claimed an early night because of final exams the next Monday.
Hey, you take what you can get. A jerk-off is better than lover’s nuts.
I made it a point to be at her commencement ceremony. I even bought her
an expensive graduation gift. One I could not afford. Of course ol’ George was
there having taken time off from spending money to show up. I waited close by
while he hugged and kissed her and generally pissed me off. When he became
distracted, I slipped in, congratulated her, gave her a kiss and the alligator
briefcase. I made my mark while George wasn’t looking. It was a good thing I was
quick for it wasn’t long before he was back. He glared at me as only the super
rich can and took Kyra away with him. I didn’t see her all that weekend. In
fact, I didn’t see her for several weekends. I was sweating bullets. In my mind,
she was being held captive on Devil’s Island or somewhere by that evil rich
bastard.
Kyra was nice enough to call me to let me know she was back in town. I
had made up my mind to break it off with her, but my resolve dissolved at the
sound of her voice. The love-bug had bit me squarely on my ass.
It was our super intelligence and a shit-pot full of luck that Andy and
I came up with a software program that was a hit. In fact, most computers today
have it, or another generation of the program installed. Suddenly I could offer
some competition to the rich bastard so I put the full court press on Kyra to
ditch the rich dweeb and go out with me exclusively.
We were at the Wharf Restaurant, which was one of our favorites. There
was a dining patio that extended out over the lake. That was where we were when
I presented my case. I had given a lot of thought into what I was going to say
to her. I practiced it until I had it firmly in my mind. However when it came
time I lost it.
“Kyra, you need to stop seeing Georgie boy and marry me.” Son of a
bitch! That’s wasn’t what I mean to say. I had not even thought about
marriage.
“Get real, Hank,” Kyra said calmly. “George can give me everything.
What can you offer?”
“I have a ten inch cock,” I blurted loud enough to turn a few
neighboring heads
“No you don’t,” Kyra said. “I know better than that, Hank. Besides
George had a for real seven and a half inches. What else you got?” Yeah, like I
needed to hear that shit. Rich and a big cock also. Life is exceedingly
unfair.
“Nothing,” I finally admitted. “I don’t have a lot of money, but I will
have someday. I’m sorry, Kyra, about all I have to offer you is love, but on the
plus side I have a lot of that.”
“Ah, so you’re saying you love me?” she said suddenly looking
serious.
“Well yes,” I answered. “I thought that was a given. Of course I love
you.”
“Okay, pal; you just said the magic words.” Her eyes were glistening
with tears. “Here’s the deal. I’ll break it off with George and you and I will
become a couple. Marriage, kids, and the whole nine yards. Not right away, but
sometime soon. You and I will walk down life’s path together, hand in hand.
But,” she paused and took my hand. “Do not ever let me hear you say that it’s a
given. Love is never a given. You must promise to tell me you love me at least
once a day. Deal?”
Oh hell yes it was a deal! I leaped at it. I embraced it and we got
married the following spring. I was the happiest man alive on the face of the
earth. I had the beautiful Kyra and George didn’t. Fuck you George and the rich
horse you rode in on.
Kyra and I have lived in our present house for almost fifteen years. We
move there right after we were married. Our house is big, comfortable, and
actually too big for the two of us. Our plan was to start having children right
away, but Kyra couldn’t conceive for some reason that I never understood. It was
a bitter disappointment, but we managed.
Our house has a detached three-car garage. At first, it was using the
spare bay as storage. Then it begun to spread and Kyra lost her parking place
and finally both cars set outside and the junk stayed inside. Quite frankly, the
garage couldn’t hold a vehicle larger than a bicycle now. Over the years, it
became just a storage building. Everything that we didn’t want in the house was
moved to the garage. Again, in the interest of frankness, there were many things
that should have been immediately thrown out.
I’m like a lot of people, I’m a packrat. I hate to throw away something
that has any value or even may have a value someday. Hence the collection of
broken appliances, lamps that don’t work, old vinyl records in boxes. Never mind
that we don’t even own a working record play any longer. I’m sure there is a
record player in the garage somewhere.
There are boxes of personal and household records dating back to even
before we were married. As a wedding present my beautiful wife subscribed me to
the National Geographic Magazine. I faithfully kept every single issue. I don’t
know why. Probably because of the great photographs. You see where I’m going,
I’m sure. Just a bunch of junk. Most was in the category of too good to throw
away and not worth keeping.
Five years into the marriage Kyra started badgering me to clean out the
garage. Until that Saturday morning, I had successfully dodged the task. It was
a beautiful spring day. The sky was clear and blue, the birds were singing and
the golf course awaited. Every Saturday morning for years on end, rain or shine,
and come hell or high water I played golf on Saturday mornings. I always played
with three close friends as a foursome. It was a routine of long standing. It
was our thing.
On that particular morning things went to hell quickly. One at a time
my foursome evaporated. One was sick. Who gets that sick? The other one had a
sprained back and his doctor ordered no golf. What kind of quack would do that?
The other one had to make an emergency trip out of town to be at his dying
father’s side. Okay, that excuse is valid…almost.
Somehow Kyra sensed there was something amiss with my plans. On some
level that only women and wives especially have, she pounced on the situation. I
hastily called other golfing friends only to discover they were already in a
group, they had given up the game of golf, or they had some other lame excuse.
Being a cleaver and somewhat devious man, I loaded my clubs in the car and
kissed Kyra telling her I would be home in time for dinner. I could fly solo if
necessary. I almost got away. Somehow fate had conspiring against me. One of my
tires was flat. Normally not a problem. I would grabbed the spare and have the
flat off and replaced in fifteen minutes, but not that day. The spare was also
flat. A few weeks previously I had ran over a nail and simply forgot to have the
spare, which was actually the regular tire, repaired. I called the auto club and
with head bowed low went to tell Kyra that I wasn’t leaving.
Of course I could have taken her car, but driving her little pink convertible
was just too much. Actually her car isn’t pink, but it too close for comfort.
I’m too large to fit in the damned thing and my clubs stuck up from the
passenger’s seat. It all combined to make me look silly as hell.
I poured myself a second cup of coffee and tried to think of other
reasons I should be out and away from the house. Kyra didn’t give me an
opportunity to come up with a good plan.
“Today is the day,” Kyra announced firmly. Her tone if not the actual
words were enough to send shivers up and down my spine. “Look at me, Hank,” she
said. “Today, you and I are going to clean out the garage.” I knew for a
certainty that there was no “you and I” actually meant in her statement. “Let’s
go, chum. If you work hard and do as I say, I’ll give you a reward.”
“What kind of reward?” I asked, dutifully following her out the back
door to the garage from hell.
“I’ll give you the best blow-job you have ever had or even dreamed of,”
she said opening the three doors exposing the mess. “I’ll rock your world, my
friend.”
“Big fucking deal,” I muttered. “Every blow-job you gave me is the best
I ever had. You always rock my world.”
“Okay let me put it another way,” she said turning from the garbage
pit. “If you ever expect to get another blow-job or a piece of pussy from me,
you’ll get to cleaning.”
“Can anybody get in on that deal?” My business partner, Andy, said. He
lived two doors down and neither Kyra heard him approach. “I’m a cleaning fool,
Kyra.”
“Yeah? Prove it and we’ll see about the rest,” Kyra said laughing. Any
other woman in the world would have been embarrassed, but not Kyra. “And you,”
she said standing on her tiptoes to kiss each side of my mouth and finally plant
a big kiss in the middle. “I’m expecting big things from you. Don’t let me
down.”
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Children`s Fiction
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